condimize
to put such a large amount of condiments on a food item that it looks s-xually violated, probably -n-lly (see sodomized).
i’ll need 12 more packets of ketchup to properly condimize this hamburger.
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- Confusably
adj. describing something in such a manner that its comprehension is very limited. sally was late to the party because my directions were written confusably.
- Confusder
the state of being so gay that you cant even speak straight. becca: “i don’t know how to do this. mr. been, i’m confusder…” ashley: “what?” becca: “i meant to say.. confused er somethin.”
- Dirty lorenzo
the act of sneaking up on another friend who has bent over in the shower and sticking a digit into the -n-s. then using it to draw a large fecal “l” on his/her backside. “hey i hear arnel gave her a dirty lorenzo”
- congeal-ee-o
the congealed fat at the top of cold soup forming little discs. if i’m gonna eat that chicken soup cold, i’ve gotta skim off the congeal-ee-os.