you’re having an all night party. someone falls asleep. you put some real c-mmy looking hair conditioner on them to simulate the appearance of someone having -j-c-l-t-d on them while they were asleep.
peter: hey, bobby, greg’s asleep. let’s “condition” him!
bobby: cool! perfect, i don’t think he’s ever heard of that, so it will really get him!
……three hours later……
greg: (yawn……wipes face……opens eyes……) what the f-ck! what happened to me……gross! g-d d-mn it! where are those f-cking f-ggots!
to gradually acclimatize another into previously untried or forbidden behavior, control, lead into deep water
by smearing peanut b-tter on her cooter, she conditioned her doberman to provide her ‘non-prime time’ pleasure
- Exam maths
doing the maths relating to an upcoming exam, with 2 possible motivations: 1. to scare yourself into realising you don’t have long left to revise and look over stuff…. or 2. to deliberately waste the time you could be using way more productively these may well combine…. c: sh-t i just worked out that i […]
a place where books are kept… not a berry made of lye. correct: i’m going to donate this book to the lyeberry. incorrect: i’m going to pour lyeberries down the drain to dissolve this clog.
the poo of a fish. the poo smells like fish. therefore it is fishypoo.
- Flaming Moose
first made a bizzare appearance in the movie “knowing”. it just ran out, galloping and making the most funniest moose-like sound possible, giving “knowing” one of the movie moments in history. you can also use that term if you have nothing better to say and want people to laugh. “did you see that flaming moose […]
- spider cones
the act of smoking pot without sharing it with, friends, housemates, co-workers etc. an act of deception why was ed sneaking out of the party? he was sneaking out to have spider cones in his car