conditioning hike
the most h-llish and painful experiences on the planet. it starts off with a simple walk. and about 90 pounds on your body. for 21 kilometers. a big “f-ck you” given to us marines before they redeploy.
hey martinez, you want to go to mcdonald’s?
nah man, i can’t get fat before the conditioning hike.
oh f-ck, i forgot!
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