Condo Crawl
this event consists of a semi-full keg being dragged by a large group insane ski kids from ski condo to ski condo, using peer pressure to convince people that they must do a keg stand. preferably sometime around 1am when everyone is comfortably asleep. similar to pub crawl which involves a large group of rowdy kids consuming the alcohol in every bar until they lose all motor skills.
“dude bro, i never went to sleep because 20 people broke into my condo last night and forced me to do a keg stand before they left. after that i thought i would join in on the condo crawl.”
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