Condolations


condolations:

a situation that is both unfortunate yet celebratory at the same time. used in uncomfortable situations.
them: i got that promotion with a big b-mp in pay, but the boss is a major -sshole.

you: hey, condolations!

them: my 16 year daughter’s expecting (marrying her thug boyfriend, etc..).

you: well, condolations.
when a situation calls for condolences for one and congratulations for someone else.
you’re parents got a promotion and they are moving out of state leaving you alone.
“hey great news about your moms promotion, oh, sorry you’re going to be alone here aren’t you? condolations…

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