condolence boner


the condolence b-n-r is a very common phenomenon among the male gender, which occurs when another party has received unfortual news and there is no way to comfort him/her, but with an erection.
sandra: oh my god, i just got fired!
will: i’m so sorry
sandra: wow, what is that?
will: condolence b-n-r honey, hop on.

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