condom account


a single-use account, created for the purposes of (a) gaining intimate details on another’s social networking page, without the desire of commitment to the site, or (b) achieving a goal which would require the approval of multiple users. often used with the consent of the other party and/or without explicit non-consent of the hosting site, and most likely used in conjunction with a condom email. once the user has satisfied his/her desire, the account is discarded.

is related to a ghost account or sock puppet, in that the user is forging a new ident-ty, but a condom account is solely used as a means of access.
jill: “wanna see my wild party pics?”
jack: “yes, i would. but since i do not want to be sullied by -ssociating with that social networking site, let me get my condom account on first.”
jill: “hooray!”

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