condom conundrum
when you know that sh-t doesn’t feel the same with one, but you’ve slipped one past the goalie in the past and you can’t tell her the last time you got your sh-t tested so she’s super g-y about it and makes you wear a condom.
“when was the last time you got tested?”
“no clue.”
“and you’re already a dad?”
“yes.”
“looks like we go a condom conundrum on our hands here.”
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