condom farm


a secluded dark area in which after each time a couple experiences s-xual intercourse the male partner will throw the freshly used condom. after some time the farm will grow to be rather plentiful so that when you are ready to break off relations with her you can be sure to transplant your crop to her face before she leaves.
“listen baby, i really don’t think that we should see each other anymore.”: now apply crop to face

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