condom light
the small light inside a vehicle, usually located around the rearview mirror that allows just enough light to see to put on a condom.
girl: lucky you are gonna have to turn on your condom light so i can see to put this on you.
guy: what do you mean, this thing is ten inches. a blind man could see that.
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