Condom Mining
realizing at some point during or after intercourse that your condom has ejected itself and is now, through repeated ram-rodding, nested itself as far into her v-g-n- as possible, you have no choice but to do the gentlemanly thing and retrieve it -‘through whatever means necessary’.
loser: “what’d you do last night?”
stud: “i was knocking the back out of sheila’s vaj. when i finally pulled out after a good 30 to 45 seconds of awesome lovemaking, i realized my magnum had abondoned ship. i was wrist deep in her coochie doing some series condom mining. b-tch owes me big time!”
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