Condoming


to use a condom in manner that does not involve blocking sperm from getting to the egg. this could involve any way of creatively exploring the many uses of a condom including, but not limited to hot air balloons, dental dams, water fights, bag stuffing, suffocation, throwing in a humorous manner, sliding under the door of a person’s room while they are getting it on – super on, using as throwing stars, socks, garden gloves, food storage, the thing that holds that goldfish from the fair – but dies anyway, etc. superman has the ability to spray them out of his eyes (one of his less widely known abilities), thus creating a wall of impermeable substance that fl-sters his enemies to the point of premature -j-c-l-t–n. all of this falls under the category of condoming.
d-mn you superman and your condoming capabilities! my pants are now soiled beyond repair and my reputation with the fabled female is even worse off than it was before.

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