Condomitis Interruptus
definition 1:
unsettling practice in which the act of placing a condom on the p-n-s ceases to be necessary due to loss of erection. generally brought on by anti-depressant medications, also know as ssris (selective seratonin reuptake inhibitors).
alternate spelling: condomitus interruptus.
definition 2:
alternate form of birth control similar to coitus interruptus without making it as far as penetration; to be antic-p-ted occasionally by younger women consorting with older men who take ssris (selective seratonin reuptake inhibitors).
definition 3:
interruption of condom placement due to limp d-ck, whiskey d-ck, or related erectile issues brought on by excessive alcohol, stress, medications, or shock upon seeing one’s partner disrobe.
definition 4:
safe s-x due to loss of b-n-r and subsequent loss of rubber.
“sh-t, babe. you lost your hard-on again? hey – i’m all for you feeling more upbeat about life, but i’m sick of this recurring condomitis interruptus.”
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“dammit sam. how much condomitis interruptus do i have to put up with? you think you’re depressed now? get off the f-cking happy pills or i’m leaving your sorry -ss.”
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