Confirmed Sausage Fest
an event in which it is guaranteed and widely known that no females will be present. commonly used to describe poker nights, sci-fi marathons and lan parties.
man, i’m not going to connor’s curry night, it’s a confirmed sausage fest
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- Consolation blunt
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- cooglesnatch
1. a slang term used to describe a very hairy and unattractive v-g-n-. “dude, i was about to go down on your mom last night until i noticed her cooglesn-tch. i decided to abort the mission and call it a night.”