condomonium


trouble looking for a condom.
it was condomonium when i looked in my wallet for protection.
a game in which five condoms are layed out. before having s-x, five guys will choose one that they will use. they can’t examine the condom in any way. the loser of this game is the one that had s-x with the condom that has a hole in the end. hah get f-cked.
after a long night of drinking, me and four of my friends decided we would have a bit of condomonium. my friend trevor was the loser of the game and his girlfriend got pregnant. get f-cked.

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