condomplating
the act of deliberating whether it is worth it to run to the store in the middle of the night to buy a condom. alcohol is usually involved.
she asked me if i wanted to sleep with her or on the couch, and i said “i’m condomplating.”
the act of deliberating whether it is worth it to run to the store in the middle of the night to buy a condom. alcohol is usually involved.
she asked me if i wanted to sleep with her or on the couch, and i said “i’m condomplating.”
this is what happens when guys with solid erection waste a few precious seconds contemplating which side the condom unrolls and which side to put it on from.
in an intercourse a guy quickly gets up to put on a condom.
guy: silent looking at the condom and think where it unrolls.
girl: will you stop condomplating and do the needful please!!
-thinking about which kind or what type of condom to use before any act of s-xual activity.
before i went into her bedroom, i was condomplating about what would be best suited for her pleasure.
the act of using a condom as a plate, or vice versa.
i was short on plates, but i had a box of condoms so i started condomplating to make more
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