Condomspiracy
when a woman believes that a man is wearing a condom during s-x, when in fact he is not. this may involve a coverup on the part of the man or “condomspirator”.
girl 1 – “so i had s-x with joe last night. he said he was wearing a condom but i didn’t see him put one on, or feel one.”
girl 2 – “you may have been a part of a condomspiracy, my friend.”
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