Condon
a leprechaun of a man that uses trickery and shiny objects to sleep with women. as with most victims of leprechauns, the more greedy/opportunistic a woman is the more likely she will be to be trapped by a condon.
the other type of victim may be someone in a staggering relationship, when he offers to listen. this type of victim is usually convinced by promise of a better future than what she has.
i heard she was having problems in her relationship, but i thought she was smarter than to sleep with a condon.
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