cone donkey
an undesirable bis-xual woman whose emotional and relationship baggage and raging anger make her impossible to have any relationship with, let alone a triadbut who insists she is a rare desirable unicorn whose rarity makes her in charge of all relationships. a donkey with a traffic cone on her head pretending to be a unicorn.
burcu thought she was a unicorn, but she’s such a cone donkey!
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