crap-tume
when you’ve been bigging up this years halloween costume to everyone all month and it’s now 6pm and you’re leaving at 8 and all you’ve got is a roll of tinfoil and some green face paint.
joe bloggs #1: hey joe bloggs #2 nice shrek costume, thought you were going as a robot?
joe bloggs #2: ha ha yea, turns out 2 hours isn’t enough to make a decent costume, so i went with this cr-p-tume instead.
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