cone of home depot
the conically shaped area on a weather map that simultaneously predicts where a hurricane will make landfall and which home depot locations will make record profits
“dem jews dat run home depot were profiteers of the fear of african americans! the black man must fear the cone of home depot!” – spike lee
the projected track of a hurricane by a weather service; a projected region of increased profit for home improvement chains esp. fueled by news networks’ fear mongering
every time i see the cone of home depot on florida, i notice that home depot’s stock goes up a point.
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