Ovalhead


someone with a humongously elliptic head.
that man is such an ovalhead.
a very rare deformation that some people are born with, which also resembles the combination of 2 normal sized heads forming a repulsive monstrosity that may one day kill millions. it is also usually the trigger in people wanting to quadbag the tip of the oval, also known as the source of evil powers.
i was thinking about hanging myself, but realized my oval head eyesore didn’t fit in the loop.
ima throw this f-cking eraser at craig’s oval head, and hope to hit the tip of the oval.
i swear to god one day i’m going to bash that kid’s cranium in a last hope to fix that monstrosity of a oval head.

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