Coney Island Corn Dog
the coney island corn dog is when a guy does a woman in the corn hole while riding the ferris wheel at coney island. however, this can occur at any amus-m-nt park.
grandpa granger: hey sonny did you go to coney island the other day?
danger granger: why yes grandpa, and i took my new girlfriend.
grandpa granger: well i hope you gave her a coney island corn dog!
danger granger: i certainly did grandpa. although i don’t think you know what a coney island corn dog means these days.
grandpa granger: it’s when you do your woman in the corn hole on the ferris wheel. your grandma still enjoys a good coney island corn dog to this very day!
danger granger: i want to high-five you, but i think i’m gonna go now.
when you take a messy sh-t on a bed sheet, smear it over a large area, and then wrap a naked chick it your sh-t covered sheet.
yo that girl was p-ssed when i tried to turn her into a coney island corndog
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