confectious
when something is terrible and bad for you but you can’t stop eating it. derived from “confectionary” and “infectious.”
you: i can’t stop eating these cheesies man, i’ve been eating bag after bag.
me: i know man, their confectious.
confectionery + infectious = confectious. a new word invented to describe choking on laughter following a humourous conversation
person 1: “omg, steve is dying here!”
person 2: “muhahaha, he’s confectious!!1”
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