Conference Induced Narcolepsy Syndrome (CINS)
when one sits down in a conference room, and no matter how interesting the topic, one falls asleep immediately.
co-worker: “what cl-ss did you go to?”
you: “that one i was really excited about yesterday.”
co-worker: “was it as good as you thought it would be?”
you: “i don’t know, i came down with conference induced narcolepsy syndrome (cins) when i sat down.”
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