Confetti cunt


the person at a wedding who takes throwing confetti to the next level.

all of the wedding guests will joyously toss confetti in the direction of the newly weds as they p-ss whereas the confetti c-nt will aim to hit and hurt anyone in sight.

andy: “i’m going to hit the bride in the face with this fistful of confetti!”
craig: “man, don’t be a confetti c-nt!”

sam: “what the h-ll is that guy doing?”
craig: “being a confetti c-nt”

bride: “as i was walking from the church, i’m pretty sure someone deliberately hit me in the face with a handful of petals”
bridesmaid: “yeah, i saw him. it was that confetti c-nt”
bride: “diiiick”
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