Confidence Poo
(adjective) a “wipe-less” poo that you are confident needs no wiping. the kind of poo that does not cause any mess or distress of the -n-l sphincter.
just had a confidence poo, saved some money on toilet paper there.
a near perfect game in the toilet arena. a confidence poo is where one is so confident that the poo they have just created does not even need a single wipe with toilet paper that one simply stands up and pulls their pants back on.
a: “man that was a quick toilet trip, i thought you said you went number 2?”
b: “yeah, of late i’ve had great consistency and so i was certain i didnt have to wipe. i just pulled my pants up and walked right out of there”
a: “oh wow was that your first confidence poo?”
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