when your auto correct is a b-tch,
downgraded version of confirmed
holy sh-t my mom has a criminal as a husband it’s confimes,
f-ck i mean confirmed
- community d*ckrider
typically someone part of the male species whom seems to d-ckride every b-tch but the b-tch he’s so “in love” with girl, he’s not sweating you but he’s on these other b-tches bodies? you got yourself a community d-ckrider
- rat blow
a substance of rat poison, rat feces, heroin, cocaine, three dvds of seinfeld, a candy bar, and some hair. most commonly shoved down the throat or coats the ear lobes. “i’m going to get the rat blow now”
- heinz factor
there aren’t any definitions for heinz factor yet. can you define it?
- whoja vu
whoja vu is to people as deja vu is to events. that eerie feeling you’ve met someone before, even though you just met them for the first time “i swear, i’ve met him somewhere before, but there’s no way i could have. . . ” “huh. well then you’re just having whoja vu. go with […]
- fart year
the distance an average fart travels in a year. wow the new ship nasa created to go to mars travels at 400 fart years / hour.