confituate
verb-transitive: the act of placing one’s lips on an object, namely another person’s lips/body part or an inanimate object.
note-: created because all of the other words for kissing are awkward. ex: smooch, kiss, make out
“i love it when we confituate.” – john
“i dont” – mark
“please dont confituate me there” – donald
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