conflatulate
1. an expression used to congradulate someone on a worthy fart (conflatulations)
2. to sarcastically congradulate someone, as if their achievement was worthy only of a fart
3. to congradulate someone with a fart
1. “naveen, did you just fart?” “yeah” “conflatulations man, i think they can smell that one nextdoor”
2. shivank: hey guys i got an 86 on my exam!
matt: conflatulations, the average was a 95
3. my little brother graduated highschool so i conflatulated him infront of his friends.
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