Conflusterbated


confused, and bewildered to the point of frustration resulting in brain chatter
i was confl-sterbated after she explained in detail her trip to the shoe shop.

(after constructing a flat packed piece of furniture) why is there a screw left over? this is very confl-sterbating.

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