Conflustrated
an overwhelming sense of 3 emotions: frustration, confused and a feeling of being fl-stered.
raymond: kelly i’m pregnant.
kelly: raymond! how’s this possible, you’re a man!?
kelly: i’m so confl-strated now..
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