contraceptionist


the absolute opposite of a hot receptionist/secretary.

a secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for s-xual relations with her, but you’re completely put off the entire female gender every time you p-ss her desk.
the fantasy jim had been having involving angelina jolie, a desert island and a sack of v–gr- was completely nullified when he walked past his contraceptionist’s desk.

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