conformatron


one who:
1) never expresses original thought and states the obvious
2) is a barometer for consensus

3) immediately does what others do to avoid any chance of embarr-ssment
4) does 1-4 irrespective of ethics or fault
the boss’s conformatron is scr-w-ng us over

that conformatron is a tool

i feel like smacking my head off the table every time the conformatron speaks.

he couldn’t help from laughing and rolling his eyes as the conformatron tried to play devil’s advocate.

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