to be troubled in the toes.
(oc mom talking to an oc mom at a public park in a safe neighborhood): look at the way that boy waddles, he seems confrumpled.
- hit me with a semi and call me kevin
australian tradesman slang for “i can’t believe it” hit me with a semi and call me kevin, that’s a good lookin’ rig.
a maleigh is something that looks like a dumb, ugly, orangutan. awwww, that monkey looks like a maleigh. it is ugly, stupid, and annoying. it is abnoxious and gross. it picks its nose and eats its boogers. ew, it’s such a maleigh
- cream covered oreo
when a man f-cks a black girl and c-ms on her their relationship has really gotten better because she let him give her a cream covered oreo
- tootsie boots
a sophisticated way of saying socks . a way i which you tootsies are being warthed by your tootsie boots jamie was wearing tootsie boots to sleep, what a freak.
- leslie knope
if she were real, she would definitely become the first woman president. for real. leslie knope: why would anyone eat anything besides breakfast food? ron swanson: people are idiots, leslie.