confucius say
the beginning of a sometimes comical, often horrible joke.
corny example:
confucius say, man who run behind car get exhausted
confucius say, man who run in front of care get tired
crude example:
confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
the basis of lame jokes that involve the philosopher confucius
confucius say: man who go to bed with itchy b-tt, wake up with stinky finger
confucius say man who goes thru airport turn style side ways is going to bangkok
confucius say a man who goes thru airport turn style side ways is going to bangkok
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