Con”fucking”fused
just look at the example it explains itself…
when your bff julie really likes mike who is obsessed with paige but paige is going out with jay but i like jay but paige was supposed to move to georgia and then everything would be perfect but instead paige might not move…so paige and jay won’t break up and julie and i will be really p-ssed.
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