slow elk
southernism term for a domestic cow that was shot from the roadside and butchered in the field.
jeb keeps his deep freeze stocked with slow elk.
free-range cattle when considered a “game animal”, often poached by radical environmentalists is the western us.
slow elk was the only meat on the hoof i’ve seen in two weeks, so i’ll be in steaks a while.
when one can not get hard for an extended period of time
girlfriend:d-mn i wana f-ck
guy: hold on, im having trouble getting up
girlfriend: sh-t, ur such a slow elk
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