confuckulation


:the act of telling someone that you are p-ssed because of his or her f-ck up
:the act of sarcastically telling someone thank you for f-cking you up
jamie: you told anna i liked her?
gerard: yes i did! you guys taking the next step now?
jamie: nah mate! she asked me to stay away until i get over my feelings for her! conf-ckulations! you really hit it out of the park!
a f-cked up configuration. a design or idea that is totally screwed up
you want me to change the oil on that import car? that thing is such a conf-ckulation that it will take forever
giving insincere commendations.

akin to congratuf-ckinglation
conf-ckulations grandma you found your teeth.

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