Confucted


1. the substantial acc-mulation of musterf-cks.
2. when there’s like a situation where you go, “yeah, that’s a little messed up” but then one more thing happens that c-ckslaps you in the face and makes you go,” oh, sh-t that situation is so confucted now.”
3. (adj) describing a situation in which case you’d rather watch horses f-ck. and none of that kinky sh-t.

synonyms:
f-cked up, messed up, sh-tty, like-bird-shat
antonyms:
so-glorious, victorious,
will- “people are just so f-cked up sometimes”
grace- “i know, the whole thing is just confucted”

nick-“did you see the chick last night?”
molly-“yeah, she was really confucted.”
nick- “i totally confucted that sh-t.”

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