Confused Asian Syndrome
abbr: cas
cas is characterized by general confusion and lost feeling whilst performing everyday activities. very common in asians who are “fresh off the boat”
though there have been cases in asian american families second to fourth generation, suggesting that it is somehow hereditary.
teacher: do you understand what i just said?
confused asian: yes.
t: what did i just say?
ca: (stares blankly for a bit) what?
nearby student: (whispers) cl-ssic case of confused asian syndrome
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