dildo repairman


an individual that attempts humour with s-xual innuendos, whilst also changing batteries on vibrators and having a vocabulary of a thousand smelly names.

example one enters as vagisil_pop_tarts
example two enters as bl–dy_crusty_tampons
example three repair_ur__needed_thingys

scenario four
ring ring
person one h-llo
person two h-llo sir, mr d-ld- repairman. i would like to confirm your pizza order. could you please confrim.
person one. huh

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