confused cheetah


while banging a female from behind a man places two fingers into -n-s of said female, then proceeds to remove the fingers and add brown spots to females back. when female turns around to figure out what is going on the confused cheetah has been completed.
i lost my p-n-s and my girlfriend for trying to perform the confused cheetah…but it was really funny.

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