confusianism


the ability to intentionally confuse other people with or without logic without confusing yourself at the same time
missy: what is confusianism?
stefan: enter – the forest
missy: say what?!
stefan: enter is the trees in lotr, many trees makes a forest. enter the forest means to go into the forest
missy: bah humbug
advice, sayings, or answers that sound similar to something confusius would say. they often don’t make sense and sound weird.
tom: why would you make me drive stickshift? i don’t know how!

erik: tom, driving stickshift is good character, and helps build good moral fiber.

tom: ok. i don’t need your confusianism.

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