Confusionist


a person who is always starting drama.
look at brooke! she’s lying again just to start drama! what a confusionist.
(noun)
one who is a player and wants in your pants as fast as possible by any means. but others warn the prey, and the player is caught. the player denies the accusations and plays sweet. then just stops talking all together, leaving the prey in a state of confusion.

michael is such a confusionist; he stopped talking to sarah right after she was warned he uses girls.

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