confusiustipation
the feeling of a bomb exploding in your mind due to the bombardment of relentlessly r-t-rded misguided musings of a total f-cking idiot who sees the world through their own special pair of rose colored “i have my head up my -ss” gl-sses and who mistakenly thinks that everyone they know is hanging on their every cr-ppy hallmark card stolen t-rds of wisdom that they so diligently sprinkle all over their f-cking facebook wall.
i must be suffering from confusiustipation because i have an unb earable migrain after getting my friends facebook updates!
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