when you’re telling someone about a dream you had and then someone else comes over and overhears your story in the middle of you telling it, but they don’t know that it’s a dream so they walk away thinking it really happened.
charlotte must have confusomnia because she thinks i have a clown fetish, but it only happened in a dream!
sucking someone’s p-n-s while they are c-mming i coddlesiped my lover.
a king of sleaze. whatever you want, the sleazemeister can get it for you.
- dirty carson
a dirty carson is someone that likes big dark p-n-s in the -n-l and oral area after being inserted in the -n-l a dirty carson is used during s-xual intercourse
a bunch of flickering lights in zoo lights usually near animals such as a polar bear, imaginary penguins or apes omg aishu it’s a gazubee!!!
- pie f*cking
the act of f-cking a pie. “i went into john’s room last night. and there he was, just pie f-cking an apple pie. it was disgusting.”