when you’re telling someone about a dream you had and then someone else comes over and overhears your story in the middle of you telling it, but they don’t know that it’s a dream so they walk away thinking it really happened.
charlotte must have confusomnia because she thinks i have a clown fetish, but it only happened in a dream!

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