cong


a male thong. a thong used for a c-ck.
therefore called a “cong”.
girl: i bet he wears a cong
(verb) to mess around.
quit congin’ and get back to work!
a derogatory term used for the purpose of describing a vietnamese person.

(derived from the term ‘viet-cong’, a term ued to describe communist north vietnam)

see also: gook
the cong jumped out from the tree and knocked me out… next thing i knew i was in the trunk of a suped up car.
shortening of congratulations, to reward someone. used particularly sarcastically.
-whats that? oh its a melon.
-oh congs..you idiot.
#congs #congratulations #reward #prize #sarcasm
congs is a novel way of saying congrats. origin trails back to a unique person popularly called the gatra. his p-ssions included eating cookies cooked on used underpants. his other inventions included coolvivs, vivs, but is known to have added special dimension to the meaning of bamboo, papaya, melons.
congs vivek, congs chaggi, congs pahadi etc etc
#congrats #congos #congratulations #congratulate #congratulating
sad male who dont deserve anyone
get away from me cong, i dont want to be your friend anymore.
a pile of sh-t.
make sure you dont step in that cong or else you won’t have a good day.
#cr-p #p–p #sh-t #doodoo #feces.

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