Conga


recently known online to be a line of people signed up to get referrals for free stuff.
www.congaline.tk is an example of a site where you can find a conga.
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see p-ssy, cooter, crotch, c-nt, pink taco, camel toe.

is my conga showing?
….a yell meant to congratulate someone…on a broken toe nail or for giving birth or wolfing down a burrito in 10 seconds or riding a bull for 8 seconds or p-ssing wind in under a second noiselessly..
conga mate!!! i didn’t hear it but i sure smell it.
a term used in reference to a joke revolving around two travelers that enter a forbidden realm in africa. the price for entering the forbidden realm is conga, an alternative to death by the african natives.

the first traveler, not knowing what conga is, finds himself choosing conga instead of death. a group of men then promptly put him on a table and rape his body in every orifice (see “hole”). hard.

the second traveler, seeing this atrocity, decides he would rather die than be submitted to conga.

“very well,” says the african warlord. “you have chosen death… by conga!!!”

and so is the joke. conga is a word often repeated by those entranced by it’s powerful meaning.
“conga!!!”

“what the h-ll you are you talking about, -sshat? cut that sh-t out.”

“…conga!!!”

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