conger


the most bad-ss man on the planet. formally known as alexander the great, napoleon, and brock lesner. this bad -ss (conger) will kick your -ss in a total beat down in 30 seconds. maximum
conger will take over the world
a benchmark of gayness. applies both to the real (or implied) s-xuality of a person and the derogatory usage often utilised by teenagers. used extensively in south west england, although the phrase is now becoming commonplace amongst hard-drinking northerners.
1. “dude, look at that mincer, he’s gayer than a conger.”

2. “man, i hate those jumped up admin -ssistants; what a bunch of congers!”
male h-m-s-xual that is flamboyant about it and acts outwardly gay yet claims to be straight. often are married and try to conform due to social pressure or religious belief but are genuinely only attracted to and fantasise about men.

often deeply resentful and angry due to a feeling of being trapped in a life that is a lie, also ashamed as they visit male prost-tutes to fulfil their s-xual desires.
wtf dude, david is married? but he has to be gay and even offered to blow me! first rate conger.

famous example: ted haggard
in lue of the gayness theme small p-n-s.
small p-n-s conger

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